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KC
oh
you wanted to
discuss JGL and Christian Bale (JGL = Joseph Gordon Levitt)
and how I want to
be in the middle of that sandwich
(Highlight below to reveal full text - warning, contains The Dark Knight Rises Spoilers...proceed at your own risk.)
KIP
so what do you
think? you think there will be a robin movie?
HAHAHAAHA
ME FIRST
KC
well there's a few
things
there was a robin
who took over for batman and became nightwing
that's the most
plausible course
you can't have
Robin without Batman and Batman is gone
But what concerns
me is that Chris Nolan has said he doesnt want to do anymore in the batman
universe
so if WB moved
forward it might not be with Chris Nolan
which would scare
me
but I would love
for JGL to do a Robin/Batman/Nightwing movie
KIP
wait i didntt
think batman was dead
didnt alfred see
him in paris?
KC
he's not dead
but he's gone
he's out of the
game
KIP
ugh
KC
batman is gone
bruce wayne is
still alive
KIP
i hate when things
end
KC
haha
its good though
it would get tired
just like the last
series
by #4 it as awful
KIP
theres a space
right in the middle
for us
KC
ughhhh
I'm drooling right
now
KIP
you know what
though.. every time i hear christian bale speak, i think of Laurie from Little
Women
KC
why
KIP
because he played
Laurie
are you serious
right now
KC
oh
sorry
thats a girls name
My problem is my
first memory of him is american psycho
KIP
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"most pretty
girls arent funny"
CLEARLY he hasnt
met us
KC
but not gonna lie,
even though he might have been a murderer, I'd still bang him (This is me admitting that I would bang Christian Bale's character in American Psycho, not that JGL is a murderer)
I don't consider
myself super pretty though
KIP
i do
boom
shut up
KC
also this page
makes me wnat to kick someone
what he said wasnt
that bad
people are too
fucking sensitive
Also, he could say
I'm not funny and not pretty, as long as he got naked I dont care.
HAHA
KIP
HAHAHAAHAAH STOP
IT im dying
KC
so have you seen
the photos from a spread JGL did with some blonde model? I think a famous one
but I forget
KIP
no is he nekkid
KC
no but its so
fucking hot
KIP
show it
KC
it's a little
naughty
be careful, she's
in lingerie (note that we are at work and KIP is at an open workstation where someone could see her screen if they so chose to)
KC 3:03 pm
I actually think
it might be claudia shiffer
schiffer
KIP
O M G
KC
SERIOUSLY
KIP
i just got a boner
KC
I want to go back
in time to that moment and be her
and then jump him
yeah its claudia
schiffer
KIP
how about
christian bale visiting the colorado shooting victims
KC
KC
please, sadness
kills my lady boner
KIP
it makes me want
to hump his leg
KC
ugh, this convo =
sunglasses (This is KIP's word for horny. Because she hates that word. Horny.)
KIP
dude, YEAH
im going to follow
that mother fucker on twitter
KC
oh I should do
that, I need to get back on the twitters
So JGL has this
new movie
where he's a bike
messenger
And I don't so
much care about the movie, but I have to fucking see it
will you go with
me?
KIP
and he rides to my
house and makes sweet love to me?
thats how it goes
in my mind
KC
we can turn it
into fanfic on the spot
KIP
yes. we'll get a
rolo mcflurry for the show
KC
sweet ever loving
christ my heart would stop from happiness
KIP
KC
KIP
if he goes by
"Joe" which he probably does... that gives me a bigger lady boner
that i already have for him
KC
the problem with
his twitter is that it's all professional and no half nude photos
like girl celeb
twitters
KIP
why cant he be
more like kim kardashian?
KC
seriously
all these bitches
tweet pics from their bathroom and the beach
but no dudes
KIP
i need shirtless
and pantsless JGL
KC
its even better
now that he's not so skinny
drool
KIP
hes apparently
best buds with channing tatum
i wont even try to
lie
i expanded the
photo and looked at penis
KC
HAHAHAHA
KIP
what are you gonna
do about it?
KC
Drive to LA and
stalk that ass
that's what
KIP
lets take a time
out and remembered we are married
bc i forgot for a
moment
KC
I basically wnat
to bang like 75% of the cast of the dark knight rises (If anyone's counting, that's Christian Bale, JGL, Tom Hardy, Marrion Cotillard, and to a lesser extent Anne Hathaway, Eyeliner Mayor from LOST, Daniel Sunjata, and if I'm feeling May-December, Gary Oldman and Michael Caine)
just putting it
out there
the dark knight
RISES in my pants
KIP
HAHAHA
KC
you know, if I
were a dude
that would make
sense
KIP
lady boners exist
its okay
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